Tucking in to just one more plate of tapas in La Latina Upgrading your wardrobe in Salamancas designer boutiques Brushing up on your Velazquez in the Museo del Prado Making like a genuine Madrileno over a glass of vermut in Casa Alberto Watching Real Madrids galacticos knock one in the back of the net at the Bernabeu Hitting the bars at midnight…hitting your bed at dawn