Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the table for one, please. In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that, how to pretend youve got a significant other half. And if youve just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach closure, otherwise known as uncompromising revenge. Green also includes great pick-up lines for the older lover—Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?—and beauty tips for dates—How to look 20 years younger? Stand further away. If youre in a relationshio, this book will remind you why your own situation is worth tolerating, and if youre happily single, follow Jeffs advice and youre guaranteed to stay that way.