Discworlds only demonology hacker, Eric, is about to make life very difficult for the rest of Ankh-Morporks denizens. This would-be Faust is very bad...at his work, that is. All he wants is to fulfill three little wishes:to live forever, to be master of the universe, and to have a stylin hot babe. But Eric isnt even good at getting his own way. Instead of a powerful demon, he conjures, well, Rincewind, a wizard whose incompetence is matched only by Erics. And as if that wasnt bad enough, that lovable travel accessory the Luggage has arrived, too. Accompanied by his best friends, theres only one thing Eric wishes now -- that hed never been born!